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Beatty's Bot


(Based on Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne)

Beatty's 'bot has got it goin on x4

Beatty can I come over after school (after school)
We can hang around with your awesome tools (hang with some tools)
Did your 'bot get fixed from losing it's grip (losing it's grip)
And has it recovered from the gears I stripped (gears I stripped)

You know I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, Beatty can't you see

Beatty's Bot has got it goin' on
It's all I want and I've waited for so long
Paulie can't you see, your bot's just not for me
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Beatty's ‘bot

Beatty's 'bot has got it goin' on x2
Beatty do you remember when I broke your arm? (broke your arm)
Darrell came out with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell he fixed me from the way you glared (way you glared)
And the way you said "you better stay over there" (stay over there)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your coach walked out, you could use a guy like me
[Chorus, w/ Raul instead of Paulie]
[Solo]

Beatty's bot has got it goin on
It's all I want and I've waited for so long
Patton can't you see - you're bot's just not for me - aaaah

Beatty's bot - aaaaah (I'm in love with)

Beatty's bot - aaaaah
Zontag can't you see, your bot's just not for me - aaaaah

I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Beatty's bot