Robot Case

Do you have the time
To listen to me whine?
About a robot that simply does not work
I am one of those
FIRST Robotic fools
Fanatic to the bone
No doubt about it

Chorus:
Our software guy gives me the creeps
Sometimes my friends call me a geek
It all keeps adding up
My robot’s crackin’ up
Am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stressed

I went to a shrink
My drive train’s got a kink
She says this new gear set is bringin’ me down
I went to a store
Lookin’ for a 3/8” bore
A 9 millimeter size is all that I found

Chorus:
Our software guy gives me the creeps
Sometimes my friends call me a geek
It all keeps adding up
My robot’s crackin up
Am I just paranoid?
Ya ya ya

Grasping to control
So I better hold on

Chorus:
Our software guy gives me the creeps
Sometimes my friends call me a geek
It all keeps adding up
My robot’s crackin up
Am I just paranoid?
Or I’m just stressed?

(Based on Green Day's Basket Case)