Save a Porsche, Ride a Segway

Well, I walk into the room passin' out cordless drills.
An' it kills and it thrills like the horns on my helicopter grille.
An' I buy the pit a double round of Dew an' everybody's getting down,
An' this place ain't never gonna be the same.

'Cause I saddle up my horse an' I ride into the city.
I make a lot of noise 'cause robots, they are so pretty.
Ridin' up an' down Broadway on my old stud, Leroy.
And the girls say: "Save a Porsche, ride a Segway."
Everybody says: "Save a Porsche, ride a Segway."

Well, I don't give a dang about nothing: I'm singing an' bling-blinging,
While the girls are writin' automodes!
An' I wouldn't trade ol' Leroy or my FIRST Place for your Escalade, or your freak parade:
I'm the only Kamen left in this town.

'Cause I saddle up my horse an' I ride into the city.
I make a lot of noise 'cause robots, they are so pretty.
Ridin' up an' down Broadway on my old stud, Leroy.
And the girls say: "Save a Porsche, ride a Segway."
Everybody says: "Save a Porsche, ride a Segway."

Instrumental break.

"Well, I'm a motorhead."
That's what she said in my garage shed,
As I was gettin' jolts on volts, fixin’ my Chairman’s Award clock.
We where flyin' high, fine as wine,
Having ourselves a Big and Rich time
An' I was talkin’, just about as much as she’d let me go.
But her evaluation of my geeky reputation
Had me beggin' for salvation all night long.
So I took her out, millin’ steel,
Watchin’ old highlight reels
An' recited every trigonometric function I could think of…
An' we made love.

An' I saddle up my horse an' I ride into the city.
I make a lot of noise 'cause robots, they are so pretty.
Ridin' up an' down Broadway on my old stud, Leroy.
And the girls say: "Save a Porsche, ride a Segway."
Everybody says: "Save a Porsche, ride a Segway."


What? What?
"Save a Porsche, ride a Segway."
Everybody says: "Save a Porsche, ride a Segway."